Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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