talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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