Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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