sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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