blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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