Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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