i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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