At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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