handjob tips. give me some.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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