i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
