Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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