her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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