Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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