what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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