p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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