on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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