Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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