i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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