Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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