You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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