did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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