I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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