he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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