Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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