I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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