Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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