I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
