i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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