Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
