I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
