Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
he laminated a picture of his dick.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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