There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
i think im in europe. pls send help
lol hangovers are for mortals.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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