with your own penis?
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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