Porn is love you can see.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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