Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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