i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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