I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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