walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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