I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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