I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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