The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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