In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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