he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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