My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Randomize
