smell my finger.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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