found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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