You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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