My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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