Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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