He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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