we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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