it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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