Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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