what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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