it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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