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Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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