so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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