sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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