I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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